Frabjous Times


Critical Paranoia for the 90's - a Surrealist Dictionary

shard
n The act of breaking off or ending; termination.
share
vi 1. To shiver violently in an uncontrollable manner. 2. [Colloq] To deny entry to the spirit world. vi To install handrails and ramps for vampire access. n 1. A loud, unexpected noise. 2. Dessert made of gypsum board and chopped nuts.
sharecrop
vi, vt To hurl an object or person, fling, cast.
shareholder
n Drug sodium falderyl sulfate, extracted from the resinous exudate of the Yellow Johnswort.
Shari
n American author (1373-1425), whose writings include Laskungs Übentlich Transurbaine.
shark
n 1. The skin over a woman's sacrum. 2. [Acronym for “Systems Handler Artificial Relative Construct”] Lyric verse form in unrhymed tetrameters.
sharkskin
n An energetic Slavonian folk dance.
sharksucker
n Fragment from a manuscript in the author’s handwriting.
Sharon
n Lake in NE Byssia, pop. 4300.
sharp
adj 1. Whitened, having a ghostly pallor. 2. Relating to or pertaining to pigkeeping.
sharp-eared
adj Ramified; involvulate.
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A relic unearthed thanks to a note by Caterina
Later installments: 2 and 3.
Last modified: Thu Aug 3 12:02:03 EDT 2006
Added links to installments 2 and 3. Cleaned up entity markup.
Previously published: Oct 16 2004